Why Is Zillow Better Than Christmas?

1. Xmas only comes once a year. Zmas is all day, every day.
2. Zmas is the new Xmas.
3. If Zillow was a holiday, we'd have the whole year off.
4. Kwanzaa already has a "Z".
5. There are less shopping days 'til Zmas.
6. Zillow is free. Christmas is expensive.
7. With Zillow, it's the gift, and the thought.
8. Zillow doesn't care if you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or Zasquatch; just as long as you believe in your Zestimate.
9. Zillow Carolers sing the praises of Zillow on key, in harmony and all year long.
10. Christmas colors are red and green. Zillow colors are green and green.
11. Zestimates make better stocking stuffers if you copy them and roll them up.
12. Zillows lights never flicker, unless there's a brown out.
13. Zillow gifts always fit (except for Realtors); and they're easier to return.
14. Jews, Muslims and Buddhists all celebrate Zillow, but it's harder to sit on a Buddhist's lap.
15. Zillow helps put the "Christ" back in Christmas, the "X" back in Xmas and the "Z" back in Zmas.
16. Hark the herald Zillow can even reconcile "God and Realtors".
17. With Zillow, you can tell the value of the manger or the Kwanzaa Hut.
18. You don't have to go to Church on Zillow.
19. In "A Zillow Carol", Tom Hanks plays the lead and a Realtor plays Ebonezer Scrooge.
20. Zillow has only virtual tinsel.
21. With Zillow, the only ones who say, "Bah Humbug" are Realtors.
22. With Zillow, the only sight shepperds quake at are low Zestimates.
23. With Zillow, "Open me first" tags aren't on cameras, they're on Zestimates.
24. Your parents never threatened to cancel Zillow; Only Realtors do.
25. You're less likely to get in trouble at office Zmas parties.
26. There are fewer Zillow songs and carols, but the same one plays all year long.
27. Zillow doesn't care what some guy in a red suit puts to the side of his nose.
28. You never have to worry that the older kids will tell the younger kids, "There's no such thing as Zillow."  The wouldn't believe them anyway.
29. There's no obnoxious Chipmunk Christmas Song for Zillow; yet.
30. There's no "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" song for Zillow; yet.
31. The Zillow Movie is "Miracle On Every Street", not just on 34th Street.
32. Zillow doesn't care what kind of apparrel you donn now; not even your gay apparrel.
33. With Zillow, it never matters who had the biggest pile of presents.
34. Zillow can get to more houses in one night than Santa ever could.
35. Zillow's data base is bigger than any list Santa ever had.
36. Zillow has a bigger list, doesn't just checks it twice, and couldn't care if you're naughty or nice.
37. Zillow Cookies are less fattening than Christmas Cookies.
38. When you need it, It's easier to get "a little Zillow, right this very minute."
39. The North Pole is easier to find on Zillow. And you can find the value of Santa's home and his work shop.
40. You can email "Zillow Cards".
41. Christmas has only 12 days.  Zillow has all year.
42. There are more Z games than X games.
43. Zillow Games are more fun than Reindeer Games.
44. Zillow is easier for all your last minute shopping.
45. There are better "After Zillow Sales".
46. Zillow gives you a roof-top view, without the danger of reindeer hooves or droppings.
47. You can do all your Zillow shopping on the Internet.
48. Zillow has more elves.
49. You can wish someone a "Merry Zillow" or a "Holly Jolly Zillow" all year long.
50. Zillow Cactus or Christmas Cactus: What Realtors want Zillow to sit on.
51. With "Secret Santa's" you have to get buy things for people. With "Secret Zillow's" you just have to find out what their homes are worth.
52. You only have to hear Zillow's sleigh bells, if you have the speakers on.
53. You're less disappointed with what you get for Zillow.
54. No one ever just wanted "their two front teeth" from Zillow; but you can find out what the dentist's home's worth.
55. "How the Realtor Grinches Stole Zillow" is a favorite baby Realtor Zmas story.
56. Your kids still believe in Zillow; unless you're a Realtor.
57. With Zillow, it doesn't matter if, "There's no room at the Inn."
58. Zillow is in Seattle where it never snows.
59. Santa is all the way up at the North Pole, close to Superman's Fortress of Solitude. Zillow is in Seattle, close to Bill Gates' Fortress of Solitude.
60. Zillow is coming to town, more towns.
61. You never have to fight the crowds when you shop on Zillow.
62. Christmas is more commercial than Zillow.
63. Christmas Season: Slowest Real Estate Season. Zillow Season: Slower Real Estate All Seasons.
64. You don't just have to dream of a White Christmas; you can dream of an any color Zillow.
65. Zillow has non-denominational roof-top search.
66. "The Zillow Express", animated movie, will star Tom Cruise and his new Hedge Fund backers, not Tom Hanks.
67. Zillow has looked down more chimneys than Santa.
68. The Grinch never stole Zillow, but some Realtor Grinches are still trying.
69. The Zillow Tree is virtual, easier to decorate and doesn't shed needles.
70. No one ever got coal for Zillow; except Realtor kids.
71. It's easier to get the kids to sleep on Zillow Eve.
72. Fewer School Districts ban the celebration of Zillow.
73. More people believe in Zillow than believe in Christmas.
74. The Zillow Season is Every Season.
75. Zillow decorations have shinier balls, longer ice sickles and curlier tinsel.
76. With Zillow, the only turkeys are where Zillow doesn't have property info.
77. With Zillow, even the elves ad the helpers can check out the value of Santa's Workshop.
78. Zillow is more helpful, when Santa wants to sell his workshop himself.
79. Zillow is a peeping Tom, while Santa is a stalker, committed to breaking and entry.
80. A Zmas Carol is a story about how a cruel Realtor found out the true meaning of Zillow.
81. You'd be more worried if you saw Momma kissing Richard Barton underneath the Christmas Tree last night.
82. Richard Barton doesn't need the Scarsdale Diet, LA Weight Loss, or Jenny Craig.
83. Richard Barton has more VC financing help with Zillow than Santa has with Xmas.
84. You don't ever have to leave cookies, carrots and milk for Zillow.
85. Santa has fewer helpers than Zillow.
86. Zillow wasn't born in Bethlehem, but it knows more about the home values.
87. Santa could be anyone, but Papa Zillow is Richard Barton.
88. It's harder to get your picture taken with Richard Barton, especially on his lap.
89. There are fewer Playboy cartoons about Richard Barton, than there are about Santa.
90. It's easier for Richard Barton to slide down a chimney.
91. Richard Barton brings better presents.
92. Richard Barton won't even wear a red suit once a year, but he will let you sit on his lap.
93. As opposed to the Department Store Santa; you worry less about where Richard Barton's lap has been.
94. Richard Barton doesn't even have to spend one night a year staring at reindeer butt.
95. Rudolph never lit the way for Zillow, unless he worked for Google.
96. The only way Zillow employees get a red nose is by drinking too much at the Zmas parties.
97. Richard Barton is slimmer than Santa, eats fewer cookies and drinks less milk.
98. Zillow doesn't care where your stockings are hung; or flung.
99. With Zillow, there are fewer packages to wrap and less wrapping paper to chuck.
100. Yes, Virginia, there is a Zillow.
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1. Christmas is selfish. Zillow is elfish.
2. You can't spend too much on Zillow. It's free.
3. Realtors celebrate Christmas. Non-Realtors celebrate Zillow.
4. Mrs Claus only has to worry once a year when Santa is out all night.  Mrs Barton has to worry every night Richard is out.
5. TV stations show more Celebrities Christmas Specials. Zillow shows more celebrity house specials.
6. The 3 most important things for Santa are "Ho! Ho! Ho!"  The 3 most important things for Zillow are "Home! Home! Home!"
7. Zillow doesn't have any of those silly Santa ties that play Christmas songs, sing Carols and say, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
8. "Glory streams from Heaven above" more often with Pictometry aerial photos.
9. Zillow doesn't know if you are sleeping or know if you're awake, just if your computer is on.
10. Zillow doesn't care about the "O'Tanenbaums", or whether they're Irish, German or Jewish; just what their homes are worth.
11. Zillow doesn't care what it is that came; and if the midnight was cloudy, partly cloudy, partly clear or clear.
12. High Zestimates do a lot more to certain poor shepard in fields where they lay.
13. Mrs. Barton is hotter than Mrs. Claus and Zillow's elves are better behaved.
14. Richard Barton has more than one color suit and he doesn't make you sit on his lap when you want something.
15. Zillow is hiring more than Santa's Workshop is this year.
16. Zillow doesn't download any thing through your chimney.
17. With Zillow, it doesn't burn anyone's ass, when you forget to put out the fire in the fire place.
18. With Zillow, it's much easier finding a Realtor to play Scrooge or the Grinch.
19. With Zillow, you can get away with skim milk, baby carrots and sugarless cookies.
20. You're less likely to get drunk and be taken advantage of after drinking Iced Frapaccino in Seattle, than spiked egg nogg at the North Pole.
21. Mrs. Barton makes better cookies than Mrs. Claus.
22. Richard Barton looks better in a red suit.
23. You can freeze less off during a strip search at Seattle International than at Noth Pole International.