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The Eleven Commandments Of Top Ten Lists:

The Powers Of Ten:

1) "The Top Ten" is "The New Top Seven".

2) You can remember Top Ten Lists, without taking off your shoes.

3) Bullet-ed lists aren't as politically correct. But then, who's counting?

4) With Zillow, Google Base and other Real Estate Blogs and Websites; you don't have to climb Mt Sinai any more, to get a Top Ten List.

5) Top Ten Lists are better than any: Two Halves, Three Periods, Four Quarters, or Nine Innings.

6) Even Top Cats wish they had Top Ten Lives.

7) New Year's, NASA's and David Letterman's Count Downs start with 10.

8) Realtors, Charlton Heston, and most other Judeo-Christians just love Top Ten Lists.

9) You can Co-Brand with the FBI, David Letterman and God.

Post Top Nine:

Search Engines love Top Ten Lists.
Top Ten Lists are faster reads than Top Eleven lists.
Top Ten Lists get read, Short and Sweet.
There are 2 types of people: People who believe in Top Ten Lists, And people who don't.
It isn't as good to be "Dressed to the Nines", as it is to be "A Perfect Ten".
Only Five Easy Pieces, The Magnificent Seven, 8 1/2 and Ten are numbers with good movies. (With apologies to The Third Man, 3 Amigos, Nine, Eleven Angry Men, Cheaper By The Dozen, 23 and The 300)
Top Ten Lists are 24/7/365. (Seven-Eleven is 24/7, too.)
Top Ten Lists, are as easy as counting to ten.
Who ever asked you: "On a scale of 1 to 9..."
No one ever told you to: "Hold your breath and count to nine."
You never heard of "The March of Nickels"? It only gets half the money.
You can only "Hang Eleven" in Appalachia.
The Ten Commandments is the Top Ten List with the most Academy Awards.
Top Ten Lists are "Written In Stone."