Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Easter

Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Easter:

1. Zillow gives you more reasons to give chocolate.
2. Zillow gives you more reasons to get chocolate.
3. It's better to Zillow your house for Easter, than to Easter Egg your house for Zillow.
4. You can find more than the value of a rabbit hutch on Zillow.
5. Zillow has a better blog, than Easter or the Easter Bunny.
6. An Easter Egg Hunt is harder than a Zillow House Hunt.
7. Zillow goes to more homes than the Easter Bunny.
8. Just because you sat on the lap of a strange man, in an odd suit, who gave you candy; doesn't mean you saw the Easter Bunny.
9. When was the last time you had an Easter Egg Hunt at a Cocktail Party?
10. The only people allergic to Zillow are Real Estate 1.0 Agents.
11. White House Staff only have a yearly Easter Egg Hunt. But they can search for homes on Zillow every day.
12. If you Easter Egg a house, you get the owners and the police angry. If you Zillow a house you only get some Realtors angry.
13. You have to color Easter Eggs. Zillow's houses come already colored.
14. With Zillow, even an Easter Bunny can tell its home from a hole in the ground.
15. With Zillow, you don't have to give anything up for Lent.
16. You don't have to get dressed up to celebrate Zillow. Or even change your underwear.
17. Zillow is multiplying faster than Easter Bunnies.
18. You're not as disappointed, when you don't get everything you want on Zillow.
19. You don't need to be a magician to put a Zestimate out of your hat.
20. "Easter" rhymes with "Keister". And "Zillow" doesn't.
21. Zillow's Bird's Eye View beats any view the Easter Bunny, or even Santa Claus gets.
22. You see more fake grass in an Easter Basket, than you do on Zillow.
23. You don't have to go to church every time Zillow rolls around.
24. Zillow shows more places, where people do things like bunnies.
25. Zillow costs less than plastic grass, colored eggs or chocolate bunnies.
26. The Zillow Parade shows off houses, not clothes.
27. You don't have to dress up for the Zillow Parade.
28. Home Searchers don't need some dated movie like Easter Parade, to celebrate Zillow.
29. You can write more than a sonnet about Zillow.
30. With Zillow, you can get more than your picture in the Roto Gravieur.
31. Zillow gives you better value estimates for all the homes on Fifth Avenue, than an Easter Parade.
32. You don't need a stupid bonnet to march in the Zillow Parade.
33. Zillow's houses have more colors than Easter Eggs.
34. Brad Inman, Richard Barton and Mike Ferry celebrate Zillow more than Easter.
35. Zillow makes you wiggle your finger. Easter makes you wiggle your nose.
36. With Zillow you only get virtual little brown balls.
37. You see more plastic grass on Easter than you do on Zillow.
38. Zillow gives you better estimates on more rabbit hutches.
39. Zillow's eye candy won't rot your teeth.
40. Zillow House Hunting can be more fun than Easter Egg Hunting.
41. You're not as disappointed when there isn't a check in a card from Zillow.
42. With Zillow, you don't have to put all your eggs in one basket, to have fun.
43. If you get what you found on Zillow, it's better than any Easter present.
44. Easter is good for big-eared rodents. Zillow is good for big eyed humans.
45. Because of Zillow, Real Estate 1.0 will never rise from the dead.
46. Richard Barton looks better in a bunny suit.
47. It's better to get your picture taken with Richard Barton, than with the Easter Bunny.
48. Searching Zillow is a more powerful fertility symbol than any Easter Bunny.
49. You're less upset when you don't get a Zillow Card.
50. There are a lot of Easter Bunnies, but there is only one Zillow.
51. Zillow prevents more Realtors from laying eggs than Easter does.
52. With Zillow, you don't care if Easter comes before Passover.
53. With Zillow, every Friday is Good Friday.
54. With Zillow, people don't think the "Missing Link" is some long eared rodent.
55. With Zillow, the only basket cases are some Realtors.
56. Bunnies just nibble. With Zillow you can take a whole bite.
57. A Zillow hit is cleaner than a rabbit punch.
58. The objections of Realtors are Zillow's biggest cross to bear.
59. The Easter Bunny can be hare raising. Zillow can be hair raising.
60. Getting your picture taken with the Easter Bunny is expensive. Getting your home's pictures on Zillow is free.
61. Bunny Rabbits eat your garden. Zillow doesn't.
62. Zillow leaves the price tags on, so you know how much they care.
63. You'll find more surprises on Zillow than in any Easter Basket.
64. Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists all can believe in Zillow. Only some Realtors can't.
65. With Zillow, Real Estate 1.0 Agents are the only ones who leave little brown balls.
66. With Zillow, it's easier to locate the closest manger, carpenter's shop and Inn with a room.
67. With Zillow, you don't have to leave little brown balls to mark your territory.
68. Easter just has a season. Zillow is all year round.
69. You get more things on your Zillow list, than your Easter list.
70. Richard Barton doesn't need a natural fur coat to sell Zillow.
71. Zillow gives you more warm fuzzies than the Easter Bunny.
72. Zillow gives you more things to scrunch your nose about.
73. With success on Zillow you get mink, not rabbit fur.
74. Easter just has an island. Zillow has almost the whole USA.
75. The Easter Bunny has to compete with Bugs Bunny, Peter Rabbit and The March Hare. Zillow only has to compete with RealEstateABC.com and other AVM's.
76. Zillow has better aerial photos than Easter Parades.
77. Zillow is free, and it doesn't leave as many little brown balls.
78. You don't get into trouble with PETA for trashing Zillow.
79. "The War on Zillow" isn't as violent as "The War on Easter".
80. You see more plastic grass in an Easter Basket than on Zillow.
81. Zillow's photo of the Playboy Mansion has more bunnies, with less fur, and smaller ears and tails than Easter.
82. Only Christians celebrate Easter. All non-Realtors celebrate Zillow.
83. Zillow doesn't need an official Rodent, like Disney's Mouse, Easter's Bunny and Chucky Cheese's Rat.
84. Richard Barton doesn't need a bunny suit to make the newspaper, the Internet or the blogesphere.
85. Home Searchers doesn't need a parade to celebrate Zillow.
86. Zillow goes to more home addresses than the Easter Bunny.
87. With the Easter Bunny, you need to leave out carrots. Richard Barton and Zillow only expect clicks.
88. Checking Zillow is a surer sign of Spring than Easter.
89. Bugs Bunny is more obnoxious than Zack Zillow.
90. You don't get into trouble with PETA, the Church or the Religious Right for trashing Zillow.
91. Easter just has an island. Zillow has almost the whole USA.
92. You get in less trouble for Zillowing a house, than for Easter Egging a house.
93. With Zillow, Realtors are the only ones who bite off your ears first.
94. You never have to wear a bunny suit when you search on Zillow.
95. Zillow's links are faster, easier and better, than just hopping around.
96. Easter is a yearly holiday. Zillow makes home search a daily holiday.
97. Easter is only one day a year. Zillow is 24/7/365.
98. Zillow.com loads faster than the Easter Bunny's site.
99. Only your family wants you home for Easter. Everyone wants your home on Zillow (Except Realtors).
100. The Bunny Hop is a stupider dance, than the one you do when you see your home on Zillow.
101. With Zillow, only Real Estate 1.0 careers had to die.

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