Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than St Patrick's Day

1. You can see more green with Zillow.
2. You'll make more green with Zillow.
3. You're not as hung over the day after Zillow.
4. St Patrick's Day just has an "Emerald Isle". Zillow has almost the whole USA.
5. You celebrate St Patrick one day a year. You celebrate Zillow 365 days a year.
6. You don't have to be Irish to celebrate Zillow.
7. Compared to Zillow, St Patrick's Day is small potatoes.
8. "Zillow" even rhymes with "potato".
9. With Zillow, you can root for any NBA Team, not just the Celtics.
10. Zillow's 7 course meal doesn't have to have a potato.
11. Zillow gives you more reasons to have a drink.
12. Zillow doesn't need a College Football Team, an NBA Basketball Team or an official color.
13. With Zillow you don't have to know the heroes of Celtic History. Like Larry Bird, Bill Russell and Bob Cousy.
14. Zillow puts the little guy on an even playing field. St Patrick only puts the Little People on an even playing field.
15. St Patrick is dead. Zillow isn't.
16. Zillow has better content.
17. Just because you put on a green jacket, doesn't mean you've won the Masters.
18. St Patrick's Day is all about "The Wearin' of the Green". Zillow is all about "The Makin' of the Green".
19. Everything green doesn't go for half price the day after Zillow.
20. When you see Kermit the Frog, the Jolly Green Giant or the winner of the Masters, you don't have to think of Zillow.
21. With Zillow, you don't need a designated driver.
22. With Zillow, you can give your true opinion on The Clancy Brothers, The Irish Rovers and Irish Step Dancing.
23. It's easier to stay sober on Zillow.
24. With Zillow, you don't have to worry about the Dram Shop Laws.
25. If Zillow had a dog, it wouldn't be as dumb as an Irish Setter.
26. With Zillow, you don't have to eat, drink or be merry, with anything green.
27. The only time The Irish Tenors are better than The Three Tenors, is very late on St Patrick's Day.
28. You can't see those Little People until very late on St Patrick's Day.
29. With Zillow, you don't have to think Conan O'Brien is funny.
30. With Zillow, you don't have to care which team Regis Philbin roots for.
31. With Zillow you don't have to worry about getting hit with a shalele, wooden or liquid.
32. St Patrick may have a Cathedral, but Zillow's church is the whole USA.
33. Zillow never gives you an excuse to wear a stupid green cellophane hat.
34. With Zillow, you can dance with the top of your body too.
35. Zillow gives you more reasons to raise a toast.
36. With Zillow, Air Lingus sounds like sexual harassment.
37. Zillow is never an excuse to wear your green clothes.
38. Zillow doesn't need a "Touchdown Jesus".
39. It's easier to remember what you did, the day after Zillow.
40. Zillow is less of an excuse to get drunk.
41. A Zillow's dog is a house dog, not a dog like the Irish Setter and the Irish Wolf Hound.
42. After Zillow, green beer still looks green.
43. You don't have to wait until March to celebrate Zillow.
44. Zillow doesn't care what color clothes you're wearing.
45. With Zillow, you only have to dye your hair green, if you want to.
46. You never think of Zillow when Kermit sings, "It's Not Easy Being Green".
47. With Zillow, the only time you cry in your beer is when you loose the house.
48. You can see your home clearly on Zillow. It looks a lot more blurry on St Patrick's Day.
49. You're more likely to find your "Pot O' Gold" on Zillow, than at the end of some rainbow.
50. With Zillow, you don't need Celtic Pride. You can have Knick Pride, Laker Pride or (any other) Saint Pride.
51. With the Irish, the IRA are the terrorists. With Zillow, only Real Estate Agents are terrorists.
52. The IRA has agreed to put down their arms. Real Estate Agents haven't.
53. St Patrick's Day is for the Irish and those who want to be Irish. Zillow is for home owners and those who want to be home owners.
54. Ireland digs bogs. Zillow digs blogs.
55. Zillow has a better Website than St Patrick.
56. Zillow has a better blog than St Patrick.
57. Zillow doesn't need a Patron Saint.
58. When you find your home on Zillow, you don't have to eat corned beef and cabbage, or drink green beer.
59. With Zillow you don't have to worry about the Irish Mob, unless you're in Boston.
60. With Zillow, you don't have to be Catholic, go to church, or put anything in the collection.
61. With Zillow, you're only green, when you see what your boss's house is worth.
62. You don't have to get drunk to celebrate Zillow.
63. You don't have to tap a keg to celebrate Zillow.
64. Zillow doesn't need its own cereal, like Lucky Charms.
65. Zillow doesn't care what color liquid diet you're on.
66. You don't need to light a candle when you go to St Zillow's, just boot up and click.
67. The Luck of the Irish isn't up to the luck of the Zillow.
68. With Zillow you don't have to root for The Fighting Irish, the Celtics or any team called "The Friars".
69. With Zillow you can go to any Irish Pub, virtually.
70. With Zillow, green space is worth more.
71. With Zillow, you don't have to drink to anything.
72. Zillow doesn't have to compete against Kermit the Frog, The Jolly Green Giant or the Masters' Winner's Jacket for green.
73. Zillow gives you more reason to have a party.
74. You're less likely to see Leprechauns and Little People on Zillow. But you're more likely to see Rainbows with pots of gold.
75. There's less you do on Zillow, that you have to tell in Confession.
76. You don't have to be Irish to Zillow; either.
77. "Zillow.com, So easy, a drunk Holiday Reveler can do it."
78. It's easier to walk, drive and move in a straight line, after Zillow.
79. You don't have to hate the British to celebrate Zillow.
80. Winning on Zillow is better than winning the Irish Sweepstakes.
81. You can celebrate Zillow, whether you're Orange or Green.
82. With Zillow, you never have to call in sick the next day.
83. With the Irish Blessing, the road rises up to meet you. With the Zillow Blessing, the road hits you right in the face.
84. When you enter Zillow, you don't have to genuflect, but you might feel like it.
85. You don't need "The Luck of the Irish" to get lucky on Zillow.
86. Zillow doesn't need songs about unicorns, Danny Boys or Irish Eyes to be popular.
87. Irish Step Dancing isn't as much fun as Zillow House Clicking.
88. More people are singing Zillow's praises than The Clancy Brothers, The Irish Rovers and The Irish Tenors.
89. When you find your home on Zillow, more than Irish eyes are smiling.
90. The Irish have a blessing. With Zillow, you don't need a blessing.
91. With St Patrick, it's "Top of the morning to ya." With Zillow, it's "Top of the whole day to ya."
92. With Zillow, you can see the house values for all those Lace Curtain Irish
93. With the Zillow Parade, the road's center line can stay white.
94. The "Pot O' Gold" at the end of Zillow's rainbow is worth more.
95. With Zillow, the only thing Irish staying out all night is Patio Furniture.
96. Zillow never makes you go to a pub and drink strange looking beer.
97. Charlie Weis is the Savior of the Irish. Richard Barton is the Savior of Zillow.
98. You didn't need a potato famine to bring Zillow to the USA.
99. With Zillow, when you pee green, you still know you need to see the doctor.
100. St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. Zillow is driving the snakes out of Real Estate.
101. You don't have to kiss the Blarney Stone to make jokes about Zillow.

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• You don't have to talk with anyone with green hair on Zillow.
• With Zillow, only the lawns are green.
• No one makes you eat Green Peeps on Zillow.
• It's harder to hack into Zillow than to steal a green beer on St Patrick's Day.
• Zillow's cow never started a Chicago fire.
• You're more likely to be seeing green, when you use Zillow.
• Zillow doesn't care if you talk funny, only click funny.
• Notre Dame is "The Fighting Irish". Zillow is "The Conceding Home Owner".
• Zillow has a voluntary "Make Me Move". On St Patrick's Day, it's the local police.
• Wings taste better with Zillow than with green beer.
• After you celebrate Zillow it's easier to get home.
• You're not lucky when you pee green on Zillow.
• Zillow is "The Lord of the Real Estate Dance".
• Richard Barton is the Michael Flatley of Real Estate Search Marketing.
• It's easier to go back to Zillow than it is to Ireland.
• Free Ireland? Zillow is already free.
• Murphy's Law doesn't apply to Zillow.
• Zillow only wants to quench your thirst for Realty Data.
• The Molly McGuires were more violent than the Zillowites.
• Diamond Jim Brady had nothing on Listing Rich Barton.
• It may be "A long way to Tipperary", but you can see it awfully quick on Zillow.
• Zillow is a better vehicle than a Patty Wagon.
• Zillow doesn't have an official whiskey.
• With Zillow, you don't need drinking songs.
• With Zillow, you can leave your heart any where you want.
• You don't have to donate to Sinn Fine, the IRA or the Loyal Order of Hibernians on Zillow.
• Ireland is all about "The Old Sod." Zillow is all about "The New Sod".
• Zillow doesn't even remember the time when March Madness meant St Patrick's Day.
• More people go to Zillow than go to a St Patrick's Day Parade.
• When an Irishman finds his house on Zillow, it's "A Great Day for the Irish" too.
• On Zillow, you can find out the value of all the homes in Spring Lake, NJ; the Irish Riviera.
• On Zillow you can find out all the house values in Little Ireland.
• Thank God for Geraldo (and us), Dean O'Banion didn't have a vault in Chicago.
• With Zillow, you don't have to worry about Prohibition being reinstated.
• St Patrick is Ancient. Zillow is Now.
• Increased searching on Zillow is a surer sign of Spring than St Patrick's Day.
• Zillow doesn't make you eat green shamrock Peeps.

Comments

[john harper]

now that is an excellent piece of linkbaiting!