The Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than A Dog

Zillow is barely a year old, a mere toddler Website/Search Engine. It's already a Top Ten Real Estate Website with: Zestimates, Zindices, the ZillowBlog, the Carnival of Real Estate,  an Open API, Realtor Listings, Owner Listings, "Make Me Move", terabytes of data, a Fortune Cover Story (2/19/07), and much more.

Here are a few reasons why Zillow is better than a dog:

1. Dog is Man's Best Friend. Zillow is Everyone's Best Friend.
2. Zillow has taught old Realtors new tricks.
3. The only people who'd ever "put Zillow down" are Realtors.
4. Zillow is the "Pick of the Litter" for AVM's and Real Estate Search Engines.
5. Zillow teaches Realtors to Beg, Roll Over and Play Dead.
6. Zillow has Zestimates. Dogs have Snausages.
7. Zillow's Carnival of Real Estate is better than any dog-and-pony show.
8. The only people allergic to Zillow are Realtors.
9. Zillow is more loyal.
10. Zillow has more visitors, than a dog has fleas.
11. Zillow has a better blog.
12. Every time you find a new house on Zillow, you don't have to smell the back of the screen.
13. Dogs chase Postmen. Zillow chases Realtors.
14. "Bring Your Pet To Work Day" is once a year. Zillow's at work every day.
15. Zillow's bite is worse than its bark.
16. Zillow only chases Realtor cars.
17. Zillow doesn't drool and slobber all over your house, like Realtors.
18. "Zillowin' It" is better than "Doggin' It".
19. Owner sign: "Beware of Dog". Realtor sign: "Beware of Zillow".
20. Old Realtor Office sign: "No Dogs Allowed". New Realtor Office sign: "No Zillow Allowed".
21. Realtor sign: "Full Service. Full Commission". Zillow sign: "Free To A Good Home".
22. Every dog has its day. But every house has its Zestimate.
23. With Zillow, "If you can't run with the big Sites, get off of the Net".
24. With Zillow, you're never "Barking up the wrong tree".
25. Zillow's breath smells better.
26. The only Zillow "Leash Law" is sponsored by Realtors.
27. Zillow's Search Engine is better than DogPile's.
28. Owner lawn sign: "Free Puppies". Zillow's lawn sign: "Free Zestimates".
29. Zillow can go get you more help, than Lassie.
30. Zillow beat Purina, as the first "Realtor Chow".
31. Zillow never chases rabbits, cars or cats; just houses.
32. Zillow never squats or lifts its leg.
33. With Zillow, it rains "Cats and Houses".
34. Dogs deliver terror bites. Zillow delivers terabytes.
35. Did you ever hear of a Korean eating Zillow?
36. Who wants to spay and neuter Zillow? Realtors!
37. The NAR is tougher than the AKC.
38. I'd rather be in the Zillow house with my wife, than the dog house with my wife.
39. Zillow not going to obedience school, only upsets Realtors 
40. Since Zillow, a house hunt is easier than a fox hunt.
41. Dogs hide bones. Zillow finds gems.
42. Zillow makes YOU want to stick your head out the car window.
43. Zillow's made it. And didn't need an Elvis Song, like "Hound Dog."
44. Peeka-poo, Schnoodle and Labra-Doodle are made up names. So is Zillow.
45. Dogs "Bear Bait". Realtors "Zillow Bait".
46. Zillow never chewed up your best pair of slippers.
47. Zillow can't seem to throw Realtors a bone.
48. "My Dog Has Fleas", and "My Zillow Has Houses".
49. The NAR is not the Humane Society.
50. Snoop Dog raps. And Zillow doesn't.
51. Snoop Dog raps. And Zillow Rocks.
52. The only things "going to the dogs" since Zillow, are Realtors.
53. When you're online, Zillow doesn't know if you're a dog.
54. Puppy Love is great? But Zillow is for the Big Dogs.
55. Zillow never left a pet stain on your carpet.
56. "All Dogs Go To Heaven" is a lie. Zillow just stretches the truth.
57. Dog Days only come in summer. Zillow's there all year.
58. With Zestimates, you can play Snoopy anytime.
59. Zillow gives you more ways to mark your territory.
60. Zillow can make better use of a LendingTree.
61. Zillow doesn't shed as much, except Realtors' careers.
62. When you're bitten by Zillow, you never need Rabies shots.
63. Zillow only nips at Realtor heals.
64. Only Realtors have problems stepping in what Zillow leaves.
65. What dog ever helped you find a mortgage?
66. Zillow lets sleeping dogs lie. But not Realtors.
67. With Zillow, Realtors are the only ones saying things sounding like, Shih Tzu.
68. Zillow doesn't need its own Professional Wrestler, like "Junkyard Dog".
69. Dogs have "Invisible Fence". Zillow has Gated Communities.
70. Zillow shows you the Dog House; AND the Main House.
71. A dog's sense of smell is 500 times greater than a human's. That doesn't matter on Zillow.
72. Now there are 3 kinds of people: "Cat People", "Dog People" and "Zillow People".
73. Now there are 3 types of houses: "A Cat House", "A Dog House" and "A Zillow House"
74. Flea collars get rid of fleas. Nothing gets rid of Realtors.
75. You don't have to walk on your hind legs, to use Zillow, either.
76. If you sleep with Zillow, you don't wake up with fleas.
77. With Zillow, you howl at your Zestimate, not the moon.
78. When Zillow is bad, you just hit your monitor with a rolled up newspaper.
79. Unlike a limping dog or a crying woman; you can trust Zillow.
80. Zillow needs fewer shots.
81. With Zillow, who cares what's in a Snausage.
82. Zillow's pictures never have red eye.
83. Zillow is only a raw hide chew for Realtors.
84. Zillow is better House Broken.
85. Realtors want a choke collar for Zillow, too.
86. Dogs get wormed. Zillow tolerates Realtors.
87. Zillow keeps you on a longer leash.
88. Zillow is the Top Dog of Real Estate Search.
89. Dogs get sick with chocolate. Not Zillow.
90. Zillow does CMA's in seconds. Realtors do CMA's in dog years.
91. Annoying squeak toys mean nothing, when you play with Zillow.
92. Say, "Go Fetch", and Zillow gets it quicker.
93. Vets give dogs shots. Realtors give Zillow shots.
94. Zillow doesn't have anything dog eared.
95. Zillow never humps your leg.
96. There are fewer dumb movies, stupid TV shows and idiotic cartoons about Zillow
97. You see fewer plastic head-nodding Richard Barton statues in car back windows.
98. Zillow is "The Leader of the Pack".
99. Zillow's Guerrilla Marketing is better than any Dog-And-Pony Show.
100. With Zillow, you only do it doggy style to: check the Zestimate, see the Zindex and read the Zillow Blog.
101. A dog can lick itself in public. Zillow doesn't even advertise.

More:

• You don't have to feed Zillow.
• You don't care when Zillow gets up on the furniture.
• Zillow doesn't care who you're petting.
• Zillow does its own Poop Scooping.
• Searching on Zillow is rarely a "Bitch".
• Zillow gives you more reasons to foam at the mouth.
• Fighting like cats and dogs doesn't beat fighting like Realtors and Zillow.
• Zillow doesn't need a Purina Chow.
• With Zillow, you only get down on all fours, when you want to.
• Zillow's the Alpha Male of Real Estate Search.
• With Zillow, you can mate, even if you aren't an Alpha Male.
• Old Broker's Sign: "No Dogs Allowed". New Broker's Sign: "No Zillow allowed".
• With Zillow, Invisible Fence keeps dogs in and Realtors out.
• Having Zillow, is better than having: a Pointer, a Retriever and a Guide Dog.
• With Zillow, Realtors are the only attack dogs.
• After trashing Zillow, you don't have to deal with PETA. 
• Dogs hide their bones. Realtors hide their data.
• With Zillow, you worry less around a Korean Restaurant.

See more at: "Post Continued" below:

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

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Didn't make the cut:

• Zillow Style is better than Doggy Style.
• Zillow "doesn't need no stinkin' leashes" either.
• Zillow scratches on more doors, trying to get in.
• Zillow has searchers, not fleas.
• Zillow never got blamed for eating anyone's homework.
• Zillow is more ever faithful than "Old Dog Tray".
• Zillow quote: "Step on it." Dog quote: "Step in it".
• No one ever said, "That dog won't hunt" about Zillow.
• The only dead things Zillow brings back are listings.
• Stray dogs are afraid of the dog catcher. Stray Realtors are afraid of the Zillow house catcher.
• Zillow gives you more things to lick and groom about.
• Zillow doesn't care about the last place you put your nose.
• Zillow gives you more reasons: to drool over and to stick your head out the window, lift your leg, hang your tongue out, and pant for.
• With Zillow, Only Realtors lick their wounds.
• When your home has visitors, Zillow never humps their legs.
• Zillow never scratches at the back door.
• Zillow only keeps you on a longer leash.
• Zillow is more faithful than "Old Dog Tray".
• Zillow's kept more Realtors out of your front yard.
• With Zillow, you're only foaming at the mouth, when you loose the house.
• It doesn't take dog years for Zillow to do a CMA.
• Realtors are the only ones thinking you can catch rabies from using Zillow.
• Zillow has a better "Dog and Pony Show".
• On Zillow, you don't have to check your tag to see who you belong to.
• You don't need to include a free fur coat when you use Zillow.
• With Zillow you don't need to make your territory with urine.
• With Zillow, you just need an address, not a dog tag.
• Koreans may soon be eating up Zillow too.
• With Zillow you don't have to deal with Labra-Doodles, Schnoodles and Peeka-Poos.
• Scientists check their drugs on dogs. Owners check their values on Zillow.
• The ending of "The Zillow Story" isn't as sad as the end of "Ole Yeller".
• To love Zillow, you don't need a "Must Love Dogs" phrase in your Classified.
• Zillow has a better Website.
• What man has done with wolf genes, Zillow has done with Real Estate data.
• In dog years, Zillow is over 7 years old.
• Zillow.com has better content.
• Scrolling with Zillow is more fun than strolling with Fido
• Having to curb your dog is worse than curb-side appeal.
• It's more fun to be in "The Zillow House" than "The Dog House".
• Zillow Cat Calls are better heard than Dog Whistles.
• With Zillow you have to worry more about a "Bitch in Heat".
• Zillow always comes when you call.
• With Zillow, it's easier to show Toto, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore".
• Zillow only gives Realtors reasons to bare their teeth.

Comments

[vietcuong]

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I want to add my blog in your site.

[Craig Schiller]

And I thought I liked to play with words.

THAT was crazy-good... you might even say "zillowriffic"!

Craig