Top Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Heaven

A home can be a "Dream", a "Fantasy", or even a "Heaven on Earth". But can a Home Value Finding Search Engine ever be "Better Than Heaven"? Here are some reasons:

1. Heaven is somewhere up in the sky. Zillow is down to earth.
2. You have more than a prayer to get into Zillow.
3. Heaven has "The Ten Commandments". Zillow doesn't even have a Privacy Agreement.
4. Zillow has a better Website, blog and value estimates.
5. Zillow only gives hell to bad Realtors.
6. More people believe in Zillow.
7. Heaven has Agnostics and Atheists. Zillow just has Realtors.
8. On Zillow, you don't have to put up with any annoying harp music.
9. There are more bad songs written about Heaven.
10. Zillow has more VC Funding.
11. Zillow is free. Heaven has a higher price.
12. Heaven shows you where God lives. Zillow shows you where YOU live.
13. The alternatives on Zillow...are better than Heaven's alternative.
14. Realtors are Zillow's only Grim Reapers.
15. The Thunder Bolts from Zillow are only directed at Realtors.
16. Zillow has a higher Google Page Rank.
17. All dogs go to Heaven. And that's more than you can say for Realtors.
18. Zillow does better value estimates than St Peter.
19. There may be a Heavenly Throne, but Zillow tells you how many bathrooms.
20. Would you rather feel "The Wrath of God" or "The Wrath of the NAR"?
21. You don't have to die to go to Zillow.

More about Heaven and Zillow:

• With Zillow, doctors still act like God. God doesn't act like a doctor.
• Heaven may be "Pie...in the sky...when you die", but Zillow has better aerial pictures and you don't have to kick the bucket, croak or buy the farm.
• Heaven has The Bible, The Torah and The Koran. Zillow just has The Google Playbook.
• Even when you're about to die, you don't have to renounce the Devil to go to Zillow.
• It's more fun when Zillow opens up, than when the Heavens open up.
• "Heaven Can Wait". But you don't have to wait with Zillow.
• Zillow is a virtual Heaven.
• Richard Barton knows Bill Gates; But I'm not so sure about God.
• Zillow's only fallen angels are Real Estate 1.0 Agents.
• Realtors are the only ones who feel Zillow is the Search Engine From Hell.
• It's easier to look at "Painted Ladies" on Zillow.
• You can be an atheist and still believe in Zillow.
• Zillow is the Zeus of Real Estate Search Engines.
• With Zillow, you don't have to wait 'til you die.
• It's easier to find a higher Zestimate on Zillow, than a higher place in Heaven.
• Zillow will even show you "Hell's Half Acre".

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

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