Top Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Tax Day

We live in a great country. ("Nice country this America", as my ex-Uncle-in-Law used to say.) What helps makes this country great is all the tax dollars we pay each April 15th. But just think of the ways a Real Estate Search Engine could be better than Tax Day:

1. On April 15th we pay for our free country. Zillow is always free country.
2. The IRS has more agents than Zillow, RE/MAX and Realogy put together.
3. Realtors can be more taxing than the IRS.
4. With Zillow, you never have to file an extension.
5. With the IRS, April Showers bring May audits.
6. The Realtors tax rate is rarely over 6%.
7. Zillow doesn't gang upon you like the Feds with the State on April 15th.
8. I'd rather fill in the Zillow Search Box than a 1040 form.
9. Zillow doesn't care what your SSN is.
10. A Zillow value estimate is more accurate than your last audit.
11. IRS Agents are easier to deal with than Real Estate Agents.
12. IRS Agents have better senses of humor than Real Estate Agents.
13. Zillow is already in the top bracket of Real Estate Search Engines.
14. On Zillow you get to see all the houses the IRS foreclosed on you.
15. Zillow has a better Website, better blog and better content.
16. Our Country is free; so is Zillow.
17. Zillow doesn't need a Beatles' Song.
18. Zillow has fewer forms, schedules and penalties.
19. It's easier to say,  "Make Me Move", to Zillow than to the IRS.
20. Zillow doesn't care if you're a tax cheat.
21. So what, if you don't file with Zillow.
22. The IRS hasn't found a way to tax what you do on Zillow. But just wait.
23. It's better to be on Zillow's hit list, than the IRS hit list.
24. Zillow can take your breath away. The IRS can take your house away.
25. What would you rather hear: "I'm from Zillow, and I'm here to help" or "I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help".

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

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