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Top Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Tax Day

We live in a great country. ("Nice country this America", as my ex-Uncle-in-Law used to say.) What helps makes this country great is all the tax dollars we pay each April 15th. But just think of the ways a Real Estate Search Engine could be better than Tax Day:

1. On April 15th we pay for our free country. Zillow is always free country.
2. The IRS has more agents than Zillow, RE/MAX and Realogy put together.
3. Realtors can be more taxing than the IRS.
4. With Zillow, you never have to file an extension.
5. With the IRS, April Showers bring May audits.
6. The Realtors tax rate is rarely over 6%.
7. Zillow doesn't gang upon you like the Feds with the State on April 15th.
8. I'd rather fill in the Zillow Search Box than a 1040 form.
9. Zillow doesn't care what your SSN is.
10. A Zillow value estimate is more accurate than your last audit.
11. IRS Agents are easier to deal with than Real Estate Agents.
12. IRS Agents have better senses of humor than Real Estate Agents.
13. Zillow is already in the top bracket of Real Estate Search Engines.
14. On Zillow you get to see all the houses the IRS foreclosed on you.
15. Zillow has a better Website, better blog and better content.
16. Our Country is free; so is Zillow.
17. Zillow doesn't need a Beatles' Song.
18. Zillow has fewer forms, schedules and penalties.
19. It's easier to say,  "Make Me Move", to Zillow than to the IRS.
20. Zillow doesn't care if you're a tax cheat.
21. So what, if you don't file with Zillow.
22. The IRS hasn't found a way to tax what you do on Zillow. But just wait.
23. It's better to be on Zillow's hit list, than the IRS hit list.
24. Zillow can take your breath away. The IRS can take your house away.
25. What would you rather hear: "I'm from Zillow, and I'm here to help" or "I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help".

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

WebHomeUSAblog; The Blog of Real Estate Search Marketing

Top Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Heaven

A home can be a "Dream", a "Fantasy", or even a "Heaven on Earth". But can a Home Value Finding Search Engine ever be "Better Than Heaven"? Here are some reasons:

1. Heaven is somewhere up in the sky. Zillow is down to earth.
2. You have more than a prayer to get into Zillow.
3. Heaven has "The Ten Commandments". Zillow doesn't even have a Privacy Agreement.
4. Zillow has a better Website, blog and value estimates.
5. Zillow only gives hell to bad Realtors.
6. More people believe in Zillow.
7. Heaven has Agnostics and Atheists. Zillow just has Realtors.
8. On Zillow, you don't have to put up with any annoying harp music.
9. There are more bad songs written about Heaven.
10. Zillow has more VC Funding.
11. Zillow is free. Heaven has a higher price.
12. Heaven shows you where God lives. Zillow shows you where YOU live.
13. The alternatives on Zillow...are better than Heaven's alternative.
14. Realtors are Zillow's only Grim Reapers.
15. The Thunder Bolts from Zillow are only directed at Realtors.
16. Zillow has a higher Google Page Rank.
17. All dogs go to Heaven. And that's more than you can say for Realtors.
18. Zillow does better value estimates than St Peter.
19. There may be a Heavenly Throne, but Zillow tells you how many bathrooms.
20. Would you rather feel "The Wrath of God" or "The Wrath of the NAR"?
21. You don't have to die to go to Zillow.

More about Heaven and Zillow:

• With Zillow, doctors still act like God. God doesn't act like a doctor.
• Heaven may be "Pie...in the sky...when you die", but Zillow has better aerial pictures and you don't have to kick the bucket, croak or buy the farm.
• Heaven has The Bible, The Torah and The Koran. Zillow just has The Google Playbook.
• Even when you're about to die, you don't have to renounce the Devil to go to Zillow.
• It's more fun when Zillow opens up, than when the Heavens open up.
• "Heaven Can Wait". But you don't have to wait with Zillow.
• Zillow is a virtual Heaven.
• Richard Barton knows Bill Gates; But I'm not so sure about God.
• Zillow's only fallen angels are Real Estate 1.0 Agents.
• Realtors are the only ones who feel Zillow is the Search Engine From Hell.
• It's easier to look at "Painted Ladies" on Zillow.
• You can be an atheist and still believe in Zillow.
• Zillow is the Zeus of Real Estate Search Engines.
• With Zillow, you don't have to wait 'til you die.
• It's easier to find a higher Zestimate on Zillow, than a higher place in Heaven.
• Zillow will even show you "Hell's Half Acre".

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

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The Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than A Dog

Zillow is barely a year old, a mere toddler Website/Search Engine. It's already a Top Ten Real Estate Website with: Zestimates, Zindices, the ZillowBlog, the Carnival of Real Estate,  an Open API, Realtor Listings, Owner Listings, "Make Me Move", terabytes of data, a Fortune Cover Story (2/19/07), and much more.

Here are a few reasons why Zillow is better than a dog:

1. Dog is Man's Best Friend. Zillow is Everyone's Best Friend.
2. Zillow has taught old Realtors new tricks.
3. The only people who'd ever "put Zillow down" are Realtors.
4. Zillow is the "Pick of the Litter" for AVM's and Real Estate Search Engines.
5. Zillow teaches Realtors to Beg, Roll Over and Play Dead.
6. Zillow has Zestimates. Dogs have Snausages.
7. Zillow's Carnival of Real Estate is better than any dog-and-pony show.
8. The only people allergic to Zillow are Realtors.
9. Zillow is more loyal.
10. Zillow has more visitors, than a dog has fleas.
11. Zillow has a better blog.
12. Every time you find a new house on Zillow, you don't have to smell the back of the screen.
13. Dogs chase Postmen. Zillow chases Realtors.
14. "Bring Your Pet To Work Day" is once a year. Zillow's at work every day.
15. Zillow's bite is worse than its bark.
16. Zillow only chases Realtor cars.
17. Zillow doesn't drool and slobber all over your house, like Realtors.
18. "Zillowin' It" is better than "Doggin' It".
19. Owner sign: "Beware of Dog". Realtor sign: "Beware of Zillow".
20. Old Realtor Office sign: "No Dogs Allowed". New Realtor Office sign: "No Zillow Allowed".
21. Realtor sign: "Full Service. Full Commission". Zillow sign: "Free To A Good Home".
22. Every dog has its day. But every house has its Zestimate.
23. With Zillow, "If you can't run with the big Sites, get off of the Net".
24. With Zillow, you're never "Barking up the wrong tree".
25. Zillow's breath smells better.
26. The only Zillow "Leash Law" is sponsored by Realtors.
27. Zillow's Search Engine is better than DogPile's.
28. Owner lawn sign: "Free Puppies". Zillow's lawn sign: "Free Zestimates".
29. Zillow can go get you more help, than Lassie.
30. Zillow beat Purina, as the first "Realtor Chow".
31. Zillow never chases rabbits, cars or cats; just houses.
32. Zillow never squats or lifts its leg.
33. With Zillow, it rains "Cats and Houses".
34. Dogs deliver terror bites. Zillow delivers terabytes.
35. Did you ever hear of a Korean eating Zillow?
36. Who wants to spay and neuter Zillow? Realtors!
37. The NAR is tougher than the AKC.
38. I'd rather be in the Zillow house with my wife, than the dog house with my wife.
39. Zillow not going to obedience school, only upsets Realtors 
40. Since Zillow, a house hunt is easier than a fox hunt.
41. Dogs hide bones. Zillow finds gems.
42. Zillow makes YOU want to stick your head out the car window.
43. Zillow's made it. And didn't need an Elvis Song, like "Hound Dog."
44. Peeka-poo, Schnoodle and Labra-Doodle are made up names. So is Zillow.
45. Dogs "Bear Bait". Realtors "Zillow Bait".
46. Zillow never chewed up your best pair of slippers.
47. Zillow can't seem to throw Realtors a bone.
48. "My Dog Has Fleas", and "My Zillow Has Houses".
49. The NAR is not the Humane Society.
50. Snoop Dog raps. And Zillow doesn't.
51. Snoop Dog raps. And Zillow Rocks.
52. The only things "going to the dogs" since Zillow, are Realtors.
53. When you're online, Zillow doesn't know if you're a dog.
54. Puppy Love is great? But Zillow is for the Big Dogs.
55. Zillow never left a pet stain on your carpet.
56. "All Dogs Go To Heaven" is a lie. Zillow just stretches the truth.
57. Dog Days only come in summer. Zillow's there all year.
58. With Zestimates, you can play Snoopy anytime.
59. Zillow gives you more ways to mark your territory.
60. Zillow can make better use of a LendingTree.
61. Zillow doesn't shed as much, except Realtors' careers.
62. When you're bitten by Zillow, you never need Rabies shots.
63. Zillow only nips at Realtor heals.
64. Only Realtors have problems stepping in what Zillow leaves.
65. What dog ever helped you find a mortgage?
66. Zillow lets sleeping dogs lie. But not Realtors.
67. With Zillow, Realtors are the only ones saying things sounding like, Shih Tzu.
68. Zillow doesn't need its own Professional Wrestler, like "Junkyard Dog".
69. Dogs have "Invisible Fence". Zillow has Gated Communities.
70. Zillow shows you the Dog House; AND the Main House.
71. A dog's sense of smell is 500 times greater than a human's. That doesn't matter on Zillow.
72. Now there are 3 kinds of people: "Cat People", "Dog People" and "Zillow People".
73. Now there are 3 types of houses: "A Cat House", "A Dog House" and "A Zillow House"
74. Flea collars get rid of fleas. Nothing gets rid of Realtors.
75. You don't have to walk on your hind legs, to use Zillow, either.
76. If you sleep with Zillow, you don't wake up with fleas.
77. With Zillow, you howl at your Zestimate, not the moon.
78. When Zillow is bad, you just hit your monitor with a rolled up newspaper.
79. Unlike a limping dog or a crying woman; you can trust Zillow.
80. Zillow needs fewer shots.
81. With Zillow, who cares what's in a Snausage.
82. Zillow's pictures never have red eye.
83. Zillow is only a raw hide chew for Realtors.
84. Zillow is better House Broken.
85. Realtors want a choke collar for Zillow, too.
86. Dogs get wormed. Zillow tolerates Realtors.
87. Zillow keeps you on a longer leash.
88. Zillow is the Top Dog of Real Estate Search.
89. Dogs get sick with chocolate. Not Zillow.
90. Zillow does CMA's in seconds. Realtors do CMA's in dog years.
91. Annoying squeak toys mean nothing, when you play with Zillow.
92. Say, "Go Fetch", and Zillow gets it quicker.
93. Vets give dogs shots. Realtors give Zillow shots.
94. Zillow doesn't have anything dog eared.
95. Zillow never humps your leg.
96. There are fewer dumb movies, stupid TV shows and idiotic cartoons about Zillow
97. You see fewer plastic head-nodding Richard Barton statues in car back windows.
98. Zillow is "The Leader of the Pack".
99. Zillow's Guerrilla Marketing is better than any Dog-And-Pony Show.
100. With Zillow, you only do it doggy style to: check the Zestimate, see the Zindex and read the Zillow Blog.
101. A dog can lick itself in public. Zillow doesn't even advertise.

More:

• You don't have to feed Zillow.
• You don't care when Zillow gets up on the furniture.
• Zillow doesn't care who you're petting.
• Zillow does its own Poop Scooping.
• Searching on Zillow is rarely a "Bitch".
• Zillow gives you more reasons to foam at the mouth.
• Fighting like cats and dogs doesn't beat fighting like Realtors and Zillow.
• Zillow doesn't need a Purina Chow.
• With Zillow, you only get down on all fours, when you want to.
• Zillow's the Alpha Male of Real Estate Search.
• With Zillow, you can mate, even if you aren't an Alpha Male.
• Old Broker's Sign: "No Dogs Allowed". New Broker's Sign: "No Zillow allowed".
• With Zillow, Invisible Fence keeps dogs in and Realtors out.
• Having Zillow, is better than having: a Pointer, a Retriever and a Guide Dog.
• With Zillow, Realtors are the only attack dogs.
• After trashing Zillow, you don't have to deal with PETA. 
• Dogs hide their bones. Realtors hide their data.
• With Zillow, you worry less around a Korean Restaurant.

See more at: "Post Continued" below:

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

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Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Easter

Top 101 Reasons Why Zillow Is Better Than Easter:

1. Zillow gives you more reasons to give chocolate.
2. Zillow gives you more reasons to get chocolate.
3. It's better to Zillow your house for Easter, than to Easter Egg your house for Zillow.
4. You can find more than the value of a rabbit hutch on Zillow.
5. Zillow has a better blog, than Easter or the Easter Bunny.
6. An Easter Egg Hunt is harder than a Zillow House Hunt.
7. Zillow goes to more homes than the Easter Bunny.
8. Just because you sat on the lap of a strange man, in an odd suit, who gave you candy; doesn't mean you saw the Easter Bunny.
9. When was the last time you had an Easter Egg Hunt at a Cocktail Party?
10. The only people allergic to Zillow are Real Estate 1.0 Agents.
11. White House Staff only have a yearly Easter Egg Hunt. But they can search for homes on Zillow every day.
12. If you Easter Egg a house, you get the owners and the police angry. If you Zillow a house you only get some Realtors angry.
13. You have to color Easter Eggs. Zillow's houses come already colored.
14. With Zillow, even an Easter Bunny can tell its home from a hole in the ground.
15. With Zillow, you don't have to give anything up for Lent.
16. You don't have to get dressed up to celebrate Zillow. Or even change your underwear.
17. Zillow is multiplying faster than Easter Bunnies.
18. You're not as disappointed, when you don't get everything you want on Zillow.
19. You don't need to be a magician to put a Zestimate out of your hat.
20. "Easter" rhymes with "Keister". And "Zillow" doesn't.
21. Zillow's Bird's Eye View beats any view the Easter Bunny, or even Santa Claus gets.
22. You see more fake grass in an Easter Basket, than you do on Zillow.
23. You don't have to go to church every time Zillow rolls around.
24. Zillow shows more places, where people do things like bunnies.
25. Zillow costs less than plastic grass, colored eggs or chocolate bunnies.
26. The Zillow Parade shows off houses, not clothes.
27. You don't have to dress up for the Zillow Parade.
28. Home Searchers don't need some dated movie like Easter Parade, to celebrate Zillow.
29. You can write more than a sonnet about Zillow.
30. With Zillow, you can get more than your picture in the Roto Gravieur.
31. Zillow gives you better value estimates for all the homes on Fifth Avenue, than an Easter Parade.
32. You don't need a stupid bonnet to march in the Zillow Parade.
33. Zillow's houses have more colors than Easter Eggs.
34. Brad Inman, Richard Barton and Mike Ferry celebrate Zillow more than Easter.
35. Zillow makes you wiggle your finger. Easter makes you wiggle your nose.
36. With Zillow you only get virtual little brown balls.
37. You see more plastic grass on Easter than you do on Zillow.
38. Zillow gives you better estimates on more rabbit hutches.
39. Zillow's eye candy won't rot your teeth.
40. Zillow House Hunting can be more fun than Easter Egg Hunting.
41. You're not as disappointed when there isn't a check in a card from Zillow.
42. With Zillow, you don't have to put all your eggs in one basket, to have fun.
43. If you get what you found on Zillow, it's better than any Easter present.
44. Easter is good for big-eared rodents. Zillow is good for big eyed humans.
45. Because of Zillow, Real Estate 1.0 will never rise from the dead.
46. Richard Barton looks better in a bunny suit.
47. It's better to get your picture taken with Richard Barton, than with the Easter Bunny.
48. Searching Zillow is a more powerful fertility symbol than any Easter Bunny.
49. You're less upset when you don't get a Zillow Card.
50. There are a lot of Easter Bunnies, but there is only one Zillow.
51. Zillow prevents more Realtors from laying eggs than Easter does.
52. With Zillow, you don't care if Easter comes before Passover.
53. With Zillow, every Friday is Good Friday.
54. With Zillow, people don't think the "Missing Link" is some long eared rodent.
55. With Zillow, the only basket cases are some Realtors.
56. Bunnies just nibble. With Zillow you can take a whole bite.
57. A Zillow hit is cleaner than a rabbit punch.
58. The objections of Realtors are Zillow's biggest cross to bear.
59. The Easter Bunny can be hare raising. Zillow can be hair raising.
60. Getting your picture taken with the Easter Bunny is expensive. Getting your home's pictures on Zillow is free.
61. Bunny Rabbits eat your garden. Zillow doesn't.
62. Zillow leaves the price tags on, so you know how much they care.
63. You'll find more surprises on Zillow than in any Easter Basket.
64. Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists all can believe in Zillow. Only some Realtors can't.
65. With Zillow, Real Estate 1.0 Agents are the only ones who leave little brown balls.
66. With Zillow, it's easier to locate the closest manger, carpenter's shop and Inn with a room.
67. With Zillow, you don't have to leave little brown balls to mark your territory.
68. Easter just has a season. Zillow is all year round.
69. You get more things on your Zillow list, than your Easter list.
70. Richard Barton doesn't need a natural fur coat to sell Zillow.
71. Zillow gives you more warm fuzzies than the Easter Bunny.
72. Zillow gives you more things to scrunch your nose about.
73. With success on Zillow you get mink, not rabbit fur.
74. Easter just has an island. Zillow has almost the whole USA.
75. The Easter Bunny has to compete with Bugs Bunny, Peter Rabbit and The March Hare. Zillow only has to compete with RealEstateABC.com and other AVM's.
76. Zillow has better aerial photos than Easter Parades.
77. Zillow is free, and it doesn't leave as many little brown balls.
78. You don't get into trouble with PETA for trashing Zillow.
79. "The War on Zillow" isn't as violent as "The War on Easter".
80. You see more plastic grass in an Easter Basket than on Zillow.
81. Zillow's photo of the Playboy Mansion has more bunnies, with less fur, and smaller ears and tails than Easter.
82. Only Christians celebrate Easter. All non-Realtors celebrate Zillow.
83. Zillow doesn't need an official Rodent, like Disney's Mouse, Easter's Bunny and Chucky Cheese's Rat.
84. Richard Barton doesn't need a bunny suit to make the newspaper, the Internet or the blogesphere.
85. Home Searchers doesn't need a parade to celebrate Zillow.
86. Zillow goes to more home addresses than the Easter Bunny.
87. With the Easter Bunny, you need to leave out carrots. Richard Barton and Zillow only expect clicks.
88. Checking Zillow is a surer sign of Spring than Easter.
89. Bugs Bunny is more obnoxious than Zack Zillow.
90. You don't get into trouble with PETA, the Church or the Religious Right for trashing Zillow.
91. Easter just has an island. Zillow has almost the whole USA.
92. You get in less trouble for Zillowing a house, than for Easter Egging a house.
93. With Zillow, Realtors are the only ones who bite off your ears first.
94. You never have to wear a bunny suit when you search on Zillow.
95. Zillow's links are faster, easier and better, than just hopping around.
96. Easter is a yearly holiday. Zillow makes home search a daily holiday.
97. Easter is only one day a year. Zillow is 24/7/365.
98. Zillow.com loads faster than the Easter Bunny's site.
99. Only your family wants you home for Easter. Everyone wants your home on Zillow (Except Realtors).
100. The Bunny Hop is a stupider dance, than the one you do when you see your home on Zillow.
101. With Zillow, only Real Estate 1.0 careers had to die.

Adapt Or Die!  Happy Searching.

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Why Is Zillow Better Than Christmas?

1. Xmas only comes once a year. Zmas is all day, every day.
2. Zmas is the new Xmas.
3. If Zillow was a holiday, we'd have the whole year off.
4. Kwanzaa already has a "Z".
5. There are less shopping days 'til Zmas.
6. Zillow is free. Christmas is expensive.
7. With Zillow, it's the gift, and the thought.
8. Zillow doesn't care if you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or Zasquatch; just as long as you believe in your Zestimate.
9. Zillow Carolers sing the praises of Zillow on key, in harmony and all year long.
10. Christmas colors are red and green. Zillow colors are green and green.
11. Zestimates make better stocking stuffers if you copy them and roll them up.
12. Zillows lights never flicker, unless there's a brown out.
13. Zillow gifts always fit (except for Realtors); and they're easier to return.
14. Jews, Muslims and Buddhists all celebrate Zillow, but it's harder to sit on a Buddhist's lap.
15. Zillow helps put the "Christ" back in Christmas, the "X" back in Xmas and the "Z" back in Zmas.
16. Hark the herald Zillow can even reconcile "God and Realtors".
17. With Zillow, you can tell the value of the manger or the Kwanzaa Hut.
18. You don't have to go to Church on Zillow.
19. In "A Zillow Carol", Tom Hanks plays the lead and a Realtor plays Ebonezer Scrooge.
20. Zillow has only virtual tinsel.
21. With Zillow, the only ones who say, "Bah Humbug" are Realtors.
22. With Zillow, the only sight shepperds quake at are low Zestimates.
23. With Zillow, "Open me first" tags aren't on cameras, they're on Zestimates.
24. Your parents never threatened to cancel Zillow; Only Realtors do.
25. You're less likely to get in trouble at office Zmas parties.
26. There are fewer Zillow songs and carols, but the same one plays all year long.
27. Zillow doesn't care what some guy in a red suit puts to the side of his nose.
28. You never have to worry that the older kids will tell the younger kids, "There's no such thing as Zillow."  The wouldn't believe them anyway.
29. There's no obnoxious Chipmunk Christmas Song for Zillow; yet.
30. There's no "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" song for Zillow; yet.
31. The Zillow Movie is "Miracle On Every Street", not just on 34th Street.
32. Zillow doesn't care what kind of apparrel you donn now; not even your gay apparrel.
33. With Zillow, it never matters who had the biggest pile of presents.
34. Zillow can get to more houses in one night than Santa ever could.
35. Zillow's data base is bigger than any list Santa ever had.
36. Zillow has a bigger list, doesn't just checks it twice, and couldn't care if you're naughty or nice.
37. Zillow Cookies are less fattening than Christmas Cookies.
38. When you need it, It's easier to get "a little Zillow, right this very minute."
39. The North Pole is easier to find on Zillow. And you can find the value of Santa's home and his work shop.
40. You can email "Zillow Cards".
41. Christmas has only 12 days.  Zillow has all year.
42. There are more Z games than X games.
43. Zillow Games are more fun than Reindeer Games.
44. Zillow is easier for all your last minute shopping.
45. There are better "After Zillow Sales".
46. Zillow gives you a roof-top view, without the danger of reindeer hooves or droppings.
47. You can do all your Zillow shopping on the Internet.
48. Zillow has more elves.
49. You can wish someone a "Merry Zillow" or a "Holly Jolly Zillow" all year long.
50. Zillow Cactus or Christmas Cactus: What Realtors want Zillow to sit on.
51. With "Secret Santa's" you have to get buy things for people. With "Secret Zillow's" you just have to find out what their homes are worth.
52. You only have to hear Zillow's sleigh bells, if you have the speakers on.
53. You're less disappointed with what you get for Zillow.
54. No one ever just wanted "their two front teeth" from Zillow; but you can find out what the dentist's home's worth.
55. "How the Realtor Grinches Stole Zillow" is a favorite baby Realtor Zmas story.
56. Your kids still believe in Zillow; unless you're a Realtor.
57. With Zillow, it doesn't matter if, "There's no room at the Inn."
58. Zillow is in Seattle where it never snows.
59. Santa is all the way up at the North Pole, close to Superman's Fortress of Solitude. Zillow is in Seattle, close to Bill Gates' Fortress of Solitude.
60. Zillow is coming to town, more towns.
61. You never have to fight the crowds when you shop on Zillow.
62. Christmas is more commercial than Zillow.
63. Christmas Season: Slowest Real Estate Season. Zillow Season: Slower Real Estate All Seasons.
64. You don't just have to dream of a White Christmas; you can dream of an any color Zillow.
65. Zillow has non-denominational roof-top search.
66. "The Zillow Express", animated movie, will star Tom Cruise and his new Hedge Fund backers, not Tom Hanks.
67. Zillow has looked down more chimneys than Santa.
68. The Grinch never stole Zillow, but some Realtor Grinches are still trying.
69. The Zillow Tree is virtual, easier to decorate and doesn't shed needles.
70. No one ever got coal for Zillow; except Realtor kids.
71. It's easier to get the kids to sleep on Zillow Eve.
72. Fewer School Districts ban the celebration of Zillow.
73. More people believe in Zillow than believe in Christmas.
74. The Zillow Season is Every Season.
75. Zillow decorations have shinier balls, longer ice sickles and curlier tinsel.
76. With Zillow, the only turkeys are where Zillow doesn't have property info.
77. With Zillow, even the elves ad the helpers can check out the value of Santa's Workshop.
78. Zillow is more helpful, when Santa wants to sell his workshop himself.
79. Zillow is a peeping Tom, while Santa is a stalker, committed to breaking and entry.
80. A Zmas Carol is a story about how a cruel Realtor found out the true meaning of Zillow.
81. You'd be more worried if you saw Momma kissing Richard Barton underneath the Christmas Tree last night.
82. Richard Barton doesn't need the Scarsdale Diet, LA Weight Loss, or Jenny Craig.
83. Richard Barton has more VC financing help with Zillow than Santa has with Xmas.
84. You don't ever have to leave cookies, carrots and milk for Zillow.
85. Santa has fewer helpers than Zillow.
86. Zillow wasn't born in Bethlehem, but it knows more about the home values.
87. Santa could be anyone, but Papa Zillow is Richard Barton.
88. It's harder to get your picture taken with Richard Barton, especially on his lap.
89. There are fewer Playboy cartoons about Richard Barton, than there are about Santa.
90. It's easier for Richard Barton to slide down a chimney.
91. Richard Barton brings better presents.
92. Richard Barton won't even wear a red suit once a year, but he will let you sit on his lap.
93. As opposed to the Department Store Santa; you worry less about where Richard Barton's lap has been.
94. Richard Barton doesn't even have to spend one night a year staring at reindeer butt.
95. Rudolph never lit the way for Zillow, unless he worked for Google.
96. The only way Zillow employees get a red nose is by drinking too much at the Zmas parties.
97. Richard Barton is slimmer than Santa, eats fewer cookies and drinks less milk.
98. Zillow doesn't care where your stockings are hung; or flung.
99. With Zillow, there are fewer packages to wrap and less wrapping paper to chuck.
100. Yes, Virginia, there is a Zillow.
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